Life’s easy when both the husband and the wife are in sync, in tune with each other’s thoughts. Life’s better when both of you are aligned in the same direction in crucial things like finance, sexuality, upbringing, etc., But as you age, you also find out that it’s not going to be that rosy or easy. As you age and become more responsible for yourself, you have to take care of what you put into your body. You will get fat. She will get fat. If you’re in it for beauty and sex, you will find that you lose attraction as she gets fatter. She probably will start losing attraction for you as you get fatter and dumber (people get dumber and more childlike over the years).
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