I just fell up the stairs as I’m a simple woman I love golf and wine shirt yesterday getting him checked in. You would have thought someone had shoved me. I’ve fallen down escalators, walked into walls, slammed my hand indoors, tripped over stuff that’s not where my brain literally says wall Tanya my body says “I know” as I walk straight into said wall. This is my life each and every day. I am not this bad but remember when I was trying to video call with you in the house I was staying at while I was a Malay, and my bat-eyed ass literally ran full speed at the glass door and fell back on my butt and my dad just walked out of the house.
Too funny reckon I’ve done all of I’m a simple woman I love golf and wine shirt. I remember falling down the stairs like that but I was at a pub with my first drink in my hand, funny enough but I landed on one leg with the other in front of me and the steps were so narrow I couldn’t get up. Needed two people to help me up. Hilarious. Never spilled a drop. A proud moment that time I got 3rd degree burns on my chin from my coffee. Oh, an when I fell over crossing the lights on the way to dinner.. in the rain!